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July 13, 2004
AND WE'RE BACK
Hey Josh, ur right this site did die quick. But I brought it back to life ... I duno if it's for good or not, but hey.. it's here right. So yeah... josh and i are having sum life problems now, so all u ppl out there better feel sorry for us dammit , okay im just kidding and a little over tired,
this is rodgies...signing of
99 Secrets About guys (Hey this is turning out to be battle of the sexes lol)
Hey, I found this on the net too. Lol ....well I'm gonna keep looking for some more interesting things to add. Cya later Josh.
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks
on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they
truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and
spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guysâEUR(tm) weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then rea liz e at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to genera liz e about girls but once they get to know them, they'll rea liz e they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
1) is it in?
2) that's it?
3) you've got to be kidding me.
4) (phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you?
5) do I have to pay for this?
6) do I have to call you tomorrow?
7) oh momma, momma!
8) oh daddy, daddy!
9) you look better in the dark.
10) this is much better than my last girl/boyfriend.
11) I thought that goes in the other hole....
12) don't tell my husband/wife.
13) you have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it).
14) this sucks.
15) can you finish now? I have a meeting...
16) I hope you don't expect a raise for this...
17) I think you might get the job for this.
18) damn! Is that all you know what to do.
19) did I tell you, I have herpes?
20) now we must get married.
21) hurry up, the games about to start.
22) I'm hungry.
23) I'm thirsty.
25) are you trying to be funny?
26) can I have a ride home after this?
27) are those real?
28) by the way, I want to break up.
29) is that smell coming from you?
30) haven't you ever done this before?
31) wow!! I've never seen those before (then grope wildly).
32) do you know what some female spiders do after sex?
33) you're so much like your sister....
34) your mom's cute.
35) what's your name again?
36) do I have to be here in the morning?
37) a second time? I barely stayed awake the first time!
38) but you just started!!
39) you're about as good as a 9 year old, and I should know!!
40) don't touch that!!
41) can we order a pizza?
42) I think my dad is listening at the door.
43) smile for the camera, honey!!!
44) take off that damn monkey glove!!
45) get your hand out of there!!
46) I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
47) I knew you wore a padded bra!!
48) cover me boys, I'm going in!!!
49) DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
50) Fire one!
51) God, that is small!!
52) hold on, let me change the channel...
53) who smells like fish?
54) is it o.k. if my mom (and/or dad) joins in?
55) your best-friend does it much better.
56) hope you don't mind I left my boots on.
57) hurry up, the motor's runnin'.
58) you're fogging up the wind-shield.
59) can I borrow 5 bucks?
60) what the hell noise was that?!
61) stop moaning, you sound so stupid.
62) shut up, bitch! (worse if the girl says it)
63) you know, you're not really attractive.
64) I'm sorry, I was not listening.
65) what, oh yea, I love you too, now let me concentrate!!
66) stop interrupting me!!
67) I have to take a shit.
68) did I leave the iron on?
69) your breath is funky.
70) (start singing Green Day).
71) is it o.k. if I call someone, its o.k. though, keep going....
72) its ok honey, I can imagine that its bigger.
73) god I wish you were a real woman.
74) why can't you ever shave your legs?
75) by the way, when I drove over here, I ran over your dog....
76) oh Susan, Susan... I mean Donna.... Shit.
77) your breast milk is like my mom's....
78) you're hairy!!
79) your "happy trail" led me to a dead end.
80) is it o.k. if I never see you again?
81) did I forget to tell you I got worms from my cat?
82) don't make that face at me!
83) all of a sudden I have a headache.
84) you're boring.
85) I like your tits.
86) suck my dick, bitch.
87) how much do I owe you?
88) How come we each have a penis?
89) of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill me!
90) your ass is hairy (the guy says this).
91) just use your finger, its bigger.
92) does your family have to watch?
93) we'll try again later when you can satisfy me too.
94) get off me, I'll do it myself!!!!
95) can you hold this sandwich for me?
96) you're as soft as a sheep, inside and out.
97) the only reason I'm doing this is because I'm drunk.
98) my mom taught me this.....
99) how cute... Peach fuzz!
100) Damn girl! My tits are bigger than yours!
101) should I ask why you're bleeding?
102) this is my pet rat, Larry....
103) if you can't do it, I'll find someone else who can!
104) I haven't had this much sex since I was a hooker!
105) I was once a woman...
106) wanna see me take out my glass eye?
107) no I don't love your mind, I can't grab that!!
108) is it o.k. if I tell my friends about this?
109) I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
110) you wanted me to use a condom?
111) you're no better than my brother!!
113) Fire in the hole!!!
114) I wanna see how many quarters I can fit in there.
115) hurry up, I'm late for a date.
116) o.k. start...oh! That feels so... YOU'RE DONE??!!
117) you ever see basic instinct?
118) I'm out of condoms, can I use a sock?
119) don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.
120) Did I tell you where my cold sore came from?
121) you got boogies showing.
122) (start reciting the 10 commandments).
123) I think I just shit on your bed.
124) of course I don't love you.
125) let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-I-n-t.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THAT WAS AWESOME!!! Well im out, Peace Love and underpants.
For all those women out there, do not be offended by this, it was just something i found that sounds half true and is funny, so lighten up and take it as a joke.. hahaha ESPECIALLY number 49 hahaha.....
1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex.
3. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
4. It never hurts to work out.
5. If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
6. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
7.If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.)
8. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
9. We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know.
10. Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.
11. No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked.
12. You don’t need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us.
13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
14. Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
15. Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with.
16. If were not getting love we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious)
17. The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself. 18. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
19. Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person.
20. If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
21. Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
22. You shouldn’t be flattered or grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
23. Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
24. We masturbate, usually more when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact.
25. Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach you not to quit.
26. Giving head is never a bad idea.
27. We are all conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so shower with us.
28. There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) You on top of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.
29. We don’t mind going to stupid, gay movies with you but don’t tell our friends.
30. You can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports movies or “Old yeller.”
31. “The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
32. Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.
33. You’re probably not as funny as you think.
34. Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one more girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.
35. Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced by a Maxim article)
36. Cooking makes a girl much more attractive especially if she can use a grill.
37. You can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.
38. For every fart that slips out when you are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
39. If we want to take naked pictures of you it is because we are proud and want to show you off to our friends.
40. The red light means the video camera is off. ( HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! )
41. A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether you want to do it with the lights on or off.
42. Whip cream and chocolate syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher.
43. Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
44. The only thing left to be said after sex is “goodnight." or " You were great." ( even though we sucked.)
45. Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play more often.
46. Critiquing our driving is only second to critiquing our love making.
47. Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer questions we could be castrated.
48. If you ask us to go shopping you have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.
49. The jeans don’t make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.
50. 99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you.
Well that's all for today folks, remember to not be offended....... im outta here.... Peace, Love and Underpants.
Hey Josh. I like the moving text thinger majigger you got going on there. Ur gonna have to tell me how ya did that. But anyways yeah the dance was awesome, I know "she" didn't go:( but did u have fun anyways? I hope you did. I did :D! But uhm you know that thing where I'm suppose to fill in wat girls should do and shouldn't do. It would make more sense if I did what the guys should or shouldnt do and u did the girls. (not DO the girls...but yeah...u siko! lol) Hmmm so I'm gonna post sumthing else I got off of sumwhere else ...this is what I found:
50 Things Guys Should Know
1. We love you if you're sweet, but you can be a little bit of a "bad boy" sometimes. A nice mixture is a turn on.
2. Don't just show up at our house...we run around in our underwear just like you guys do.
3. Be a gentleman in public, be yourself when we're alone.
4. We're not always right, but you damn well better act like we are.
5. Don't cheat on us with our best friend, we will find out & you'll have ruined 2 relationships.
6. Suck up to our dads...they will be the ones keeping us from going out with you, not our moms.
7. Act interested in our makeup/bathing/eating rituals, you may be living with us someday.
8. ALWAYS PUT THE SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE DOING YOUR BUSINESS...falling in a toilet does not turn us on...it just pisses us off.
9. When we say we look like crap, tell us we're beautiful. When we really do look like crap, don't lie..just kiss us.
10. Tell us we're perfect all the time, we may laugh, but eventually you'll convince us.
11. Tell us you love us in front of your friends, to us, that's the declaration of true love.
12. Be sweet to us in front of your friends & be proud to be whipped cause you know you are.
13. If we slap you hard, you probably deserve it, but we'll forgive you. If we're just playing, it means we want you to touch us.
14. Don't ask if you can kiss/touch us, JUST DO IT. If you get slapped, then we obviously didn't want it, but we won't break up with you over it.
15. Take things slow...but not too slow.
16. If you don't sleep with us, do not tell your friends that you did.
17. Forgive us if we don't shave our legs everyday...it's the most annoying thing in the world.
18. When we say were fat or ugly tell us we’re not and were beautiful
19. When we say "I love you" and you don't say it back...you ain't getting none.
20. If we find out you didn't mean it when you said "I love you" you won't get none from any girl in a 30 mile radius.
21. You can be dirty minded just not 24/7
22. Don't stare at our feet.
24. Don't ask for head if your lucky you just might get it.
25. Whether we're dating or "just friends", never ask us to pay for anything.
26. Spontaneously buying us stuffed animals is very sweet. Taking us to the condom isle in Wal-Mart is not.
27. If our best friend is a guy and we don't talk about him a lot, he really is just a friend. If we do talk about him a lot, chances are that he's more.
28. We love it when you act like you know something about cars.
29. If a guy is bothering us, calmly ask him to stop. If he doesn't, knock the shit outta him.
30. Pull us closer if we're talking to a chick friend of yours.
31. Don't lie about anything. We always end up finding out, and besides it breaks our trust.
32. When we're laying on the couch making out, make sure you have nothing in pockets that can poke us...it really turns us off.
33. When we tickle you, it's because we want to see you smile and squirm.
34. Be careful when tickling us...we tend to jump around and sometimes you guys get hit in the nuts...we really don't mean to and we do feel bad.
35. Go to a chick flick with us once in a while.
36. Go out of your way to get along with our guy friends...chances are we'd end up picking them over you if it came down to it. (oh really?)
37. Act sad when you don't get to see us.
38. Don't flirt with our moms...it scares us.
39. Don't talk about you ex girlfriends or your "good friends" that are girls.
41. Don't introduce us as "your friend" if you're clearly dating us.
42. Don't bet on getting us into bed.
43. Get along with our older brothers, they can and will kick your ass if you mess with us.
44. When we're alone, we know you don't wanna talk, but don't always kiss us, just hold us and be with us.
45. Girls love back massages, if we complain something hurts, rub it for us.
46. When we're play fighting/wrestling, don't get too rough, even the toughest girl is fragile
Well Rodgies, Not alot is going on in this hell hole of a forth period, I just finished my assignment for the day and its about 11:40, school sux, yeah... sooooap on a rope.... didja like that dance last night?! I thought it'was okay, yeah... but "you know who" didnt go so that sux... damn jason... i had to force him to dance with you to "Stairway to Heaven"... what a guy.. what a dumbass guy... anywho.. i dance with ashley and that was cool, same with beth but no one wanted to dance to stairway to heaven with me =(. ( Crying In The Corner of Computer Class.) So im gonna now........ Peace, Love, and underpants.